Duck Soup by Nasreddin Hodja
The Hodja had nothing to eat in his house. So he went for a walk beside the lake of Aksehir. Ducks were swimming in the lake. Then he began to drink the water of the lake.
“Hodja Effendi, what are you doing there? asked a man.
“I am drinking duck soup, he replied.
Balance Of The World by Nasreddin Hodja
“Hodja Effendi, why do people go to different directions, when they leave their houses in the morning?
The Hodja answered without hesitation:
“If all of them would go to the same direction, this would throw off the balance of the world!